MONTY PYTHON

The Life of Brian

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Brian: I'm not the Messiah!

Arthur : I say you are, lord, and I should know, I've followed a few!

Mandy: Who are all those people?

Brian : A few friends, popped by for a second.

Mandy : Popped by? Swarmed by is more like it. There's a multitude out there.

Brian : ...Will you please listen? I'm not the Messiah! Do you understand? Honestly!

Woman : Only the true Messiah denies his divinity!

Brian: What? Well, what sort of chance does that give me? All right, I am the Messiah!

Crowd : He is! He is the Messiah!

Brian: Now, fuck off!

[silence]

Arthur: How shall we fuck off, oh Lord?

Brian : Oh, just go away! Leave me alone!

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